Noserope

A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.

Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!

Noserope by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007

Noserope

In surfer lingo: gooey combination booger/ salt water flood like nose drainage, often occurring at the most inopportune times such as when you are trying to tell the teacher there is a perfectly reasonable explanation you're late for class.

I had em' totally fooled til I dropped a noserope on his desk.

Noserope by Noserope February 4, 2013

Noserape 

The fun prank of sticking your fingers into the nostrils of an unsuspecting victim, watching their reaction and then running like crazy.

"I just now noseraped the cashier at the McDonalds drive-through. T'was so much fun"
"That's nothing. Harry noseraped a cop. He chased us halfway down the street."

Noserape by Hersh85 November 23, 2009

Noserape 

The unexpected act of violating someones personal space by sticking your two fingers up that persons nostrils.

I just got Noseraped by that blonde girl!

Noserape by Todd Chen January 24, 2008

Noseropractor 

A chiropractor of the nose.

"Wow, Mary and Darci are such great noseropractors!"

Noseropractor by mmdt October 16, 2013

nosemope

A derogatory term used to describe people studying greek, especially ancient greek.

You're studying greek again?!? You're such a nosemope!

nosemope by nosemope April 4, 2011

Nostropeeshuh 

A medical condition when you will never have any hair in your nostrils.

I have a hairless nose, due to me nostropeeshuh.

Nostropeeshuh by Joe Djibouti December 28, 2008