by Jooper-Nanderson February 16, 2022
by lotsOlove January 11, 2013
If you know a Madison Norton, you've met the lowest scum of the Earth. A Madison Norton is the most homophobic and racist human ever created, she can't even stand to be within a 10 foot radius of a gay person without being openly hostile. A Madison Norton has little to no friends, despite the fact that she thinks she is the most popular in any social situation. She is often oblivious to other people's opinions of her, and is so self centered that she neglects to realize that there are people in this world other than her. She is one of the most entitled human beings on the face of the planet, however since there are about 5 people that will give her the time of day, she will complain about not getting enough attention. No matter what age a Madison Norton is, she will act is if she is a child at the age of 7, no matter how off putting it is. She complains about not having friends despite the fact that she manages to piss every single person off within a mile radius of her, and doesn't seem to understand why. If you know, or are friends with a Madison Norton, good luck, because chances are, she will drag you down right with all her insecurities.
Boy 1: That girl is the most insensitive person on this planet
Boy 2: Yeah, She's a total Madison Norton
Boy 2: Yeah, She's a total Madison Norton
by YoungRiZi September 21, 2018
by Blackcat69er March 25, 2020
Emperor Norton (1818-1880) was a resident of San Francisco and self proclaimed Emperor of the United States and later on was the Protector of Mexico.
Born in England in 1818, Norton would spend most of his early years in South Africa. He would then move to San Francisco in late 1849. Norton then became a trader and real estate speculator, and was also one of the wealthier residents in the city. However, he became destitute when he attempted to corner the rice market.
Soon after, Norton decided to proclaim himself Emperor of the United States. He issued various edicts which included dissolving the US Congress, building a bridge in San Francisco, and creating a “League of Nations”.
Soon, people treated Emperor Norton as if he were an actual emperor. They would formally greet him, accept his own imperial currency, and even the Police would salute him.
In fact, the King of Hawaii, Kamehameha V, would recognize Emperor Norton as the sole ruler of the United States.
Emperor Norton was also considered a very progressive man, attempting to peacefully stop an Anti-Chinese riot. He was also very friendly by those who met him.
Eventually, Emperor Norton would pass away on January 8th, 1880. His Funeral was paid for by the Pacific Club, and 10,000 people showed up to pay their respects.
Born in England in 1818, Norton would spend most of his early years in South Africa. He would then move to San Francisco in late 1849. Norton then became a trader and real estate speculator, and was also one of the wealthier residents in the city. However, he became destitute when he attempted to corner the rice market.
Soon after, Norton decided to proclaim himself Emperor of the United States. He issued various edicts which included dissolving the US Congress, building a bridge in San Francisco, and creating a “League of Nations”.
Soon, people treated Emperor Norton as if he were an actual emperor. They would formally greet him, accept his own imperial currency, and even the Police would salute him.
In fact, the King of Hawaii, Kamehameha V, would recognize Emperor Norton as the sole ruler of the United States.
Emperor Norton was also considered a very progressive man, attempting to peacefully stop an Anti-Chinese riot. He was also very friendly by those who met him.
Eventually, Emperor Norton would pass away on January 8th, 1880. His Funeral was paid for by the Pacific Club, and 10,000 people showed up to pay their respects.
"… he had shed no blood; robbed no one; and despoiled no country; which is more than can be said of his fellows in that line".
- Quote by the Daily Atla Newspaper about Emperor Norton
- Quote by the Daily Atla Newspaper about Emperor Norton
by CheeseCakeFries June 29, 2021
Person 1: Bruh that guy is definitely Edward Norton.
Person 2: Yeah he's got them glasses and looks like a total nerd.
Person 2: Yeah he's got them glasses and looks like a total nerd.
by Geographicator October 13, 2022
a very werid child who doesnt know what he is ever talking about. he is said to have a severe case of herpes of the butt hole and sifilius.
by imacoolperosnn March 25, 2009