Norton

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A self-induced, catastrophic error or misjudgment. Resulting in miserable outcomes, property damage or personal injury. Occasionally near fatal.

caused by poor reasoning, carelessness, insufficient knowledge and general stupidity. Often the result of substance induced dilutions of competence, far exceeding ones actual competency.

SPRAY SPAINTING HIS BATHROOM FLOOR WITH TRIMCLAD. WITH LITTLE TO NO VENTILATION, WAS A REAL NORTON MOVE. THE SUBSEQUENT FIREBALL AND EXPLOSION WAS TO BE EXPECTED. WITH THE LIT PILOT LIGHT NEAR BY.

YOU REALLY PULLED A NORTON BY TRYING TO BUILD THIS DECK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, NO WONDER IT COLLAPSED.

I DONT THINK THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA NORTON. YOUR GOING TO HURT YOURSELF.

by NortonTdot March 20, 2023

norton

A town in SE Mass that is famous for there world famous, "House of Pizza" run by a loveable towny called "Gringo". It is also the only public place in town that still allows smoking.

When in Norton stop by Norton House of Pizza and ask that bitch Gringo to get you a pizza.

by Spaz Hates Norton May 16, 2006

norton

An obnoxiously huge book used in honors' literature. Short slang name for it's full name: The Norton Anthology of British Literature.

Lucy: Dude, I forgot my Norton at home!
Bob: That book's heavier than a brick, don't even worry about it.

by Toothache fest January 27, 2009

nortons

Nortons (plural) or Norton (singular)
Nortons describe the erect male or female nipple or nipples.
**Nipples can only be called nortons if they are in the hardened or erect state.**

"Look at those girls getting out of the pool. They must be cold,their nortons are really standing out."

"She has some sweet looking nortons." "I love big nortons!"

"Hey, I got my left norton pierced today"

"My husband has the cutest nortons when I play with them."

by Cave Cat October 30, 2006

Norton

A horribly stupid act; To never grow as a person; A fungus found on the bottom of your nut sack.

1. You just pulled a Norton. 2. You are so immature, you such a norton. 3. I need some cream to clear up the Norton growing under my nuts.

by malooxmike June 6, 2005

norton

Is a wooded area in southeastern MA, population 10,000.

Home of:
1. Trees

2. Sticks(dead trees)

3. Rocks

4. Animals

"There isnt much to do in Norton, so we usually hang out with friends and get laid.."

by Webster's Dictionary 2005 December 19, 2005

Norton

When you are at a turning lane and the incoming car is still more than 200 yards away, and you wait for that incoming car to pass, then you turn.

"Man I can't believe that kid didn't turn he had so much room, what a Norton".

by Alvaro Munoz April 17, 2008