northerner

A "Yankee."

Someone who can't stand southern accents, but have obviously never had to listen to themselves talk.

Someone who is incredibly rude, obnoxious, and just mean at times.

Someone who thinks that they're better than you if you were born south of the Mason/Dixie line.

Someone who drinks their tea hot and unsweetened. (EWW!!)

My new teacher is a Northerner, and I can't stand to listen to her talk.

by J_Leigh June 25, 2007

Northerner

Any idiot residing above the Mason-Dixon Line that assumes Southerners are racist. Likes unsweetened tea and uses the word COUGHFEE.

Hey you African-American haters, why don't you go drink some sweet tea and brew some COUGHFEE. Ha, us Northerners are soo superior.

by Kieron J June 23, 2006

Northerner

Northerners are unfortunate folk. Poorly educated with a chip on their shoulder so large they often walk with a slight list. They enjoy weekly pilgrimages to the holy place they call 'Netto' the only known place whereby the carrier bags cost more than the products. Whilst there, they will demonstrate their budgeting skills, often having to choose between powdered milk for one of their many offspring or cigarettes. You can identify a northerner by their apparel, firmly stuck in the 80's shell suits remain in fashion and fake tan sells so quickly the select few who completed their education, cannot replenish the shelves fast enough, it has been said that some northern girls have taken to using creosote.

In conclusion, northerners should be kept in caged enclosures, and remain incarcerated until they fully grasp the English language.

Dave: Hey mate, I've just moved from Leeds, looking for some work in the capital.

James: You're a Northerner?

Dave: Erm... yes... *sighs*
James: You know where the door is.

by MissQue January 16, 2011

northern

An adjective to describe something alien to you and your current state of mind.

"Happy birthday mum! Here's a fax machine!"
"Oh dear... it must be northern."

by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005

northern downpour

trigger song for fans of panic! at the disco. northern downpour is ryan ross and brendon urie's love song, but ryan is one shady bitch and left the band like a year l8r. it is slow and emotional and will make a yeemo cry. some yeemos are long-lasting and immune, so they won't cry but they are crying inside. these immune yeemos are scary and will most likely northern downpour other yeemos.

immune yeemo: "lmao wanna listen to my sick mixtape"

yeemo: "sure"

*northern downpour plays*

yeemo: *breaks down in tears*

immune yeemo: *cackling maniacally*

by atticsalt July 24, 2018

Northern Downpoured

When someone plays Northern Downpour without a warning leaving you to be a crying mess.

I just got northern downpoured and am about to go throw cheese whiz out my window.

by SailorSkye August 3, 2017

Northern Downpour

Sad song about ryden.

Prepare to cry
*northern downpour starts playing*

by afycso March 18, 2017