any boy from up north who is inevitably unable to treat a girl right and they are forever thinking that they are above everyone else. They enjoy messing with your head.
eurgh! u dirty northern monkey!!
by i love jeff haha April 13, 2005
one who has a pal that plays ggod pool outwith events that really matter and cheer his every shot
by Ross McKinness September 18, 2003
Any male from the North of England who is dull witted and probably works down a mine.
"Hull is full of northern monkeys"
by J March 28, 2003
Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.
FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?
by RS February 04, 2003