North Delta 

The quiet family oriented municipality between the hard streets of Surrey BC and the cow-dung smell of Ladner. North Delta is well known for a good place to raise a family but at the same time renowned for losing your children to senseless violence and drug abuse. Also known as D-town, the municipality is the only place in North America that has utilized speed bumps on arterial routes keeping all traffic to appear as if "creeping on a drive-by". Well renowned home and hideout of serial killer Clifford Olson and Champions of sport such as Mitch Berger and Troy Brouwer.

where'd you get that crack? North Delta

I just found this Girl on Craigslist, she's cheap and in North Delta.

North Delta by daddy doughnuts January 4, 2011