North Carolina No 

When someone asks you to hang out, go on a date or do something you want to be polite and say yes. However, moments, days or weeks later you flake out even though you knew you would from the very beginning.

Brad: Hey Sara, want to go to dinner?
Sara: Sure....
-a day goes by-
Sara: Hey I can't go to dinner..

Brad: Are you giving me a North Carolina No?

North Carolina No by curlyfrecklesxx May 31, 2010

North Carolina Nosebleed 

When one sticks their penis into someone’s nostrils, causing their nostrils to bleed

Elijah gave Liam a North Carolina Nosebleed

North Carolina Nosebleed by epeezy June 30, 2025

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.

OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!

North Carolina Nose Job by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.

Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!

North Carolina Nose Job by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

Arden, North Carolina 

The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.

Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!

Arden, North Carolina by Zippedlightning October 21, 2011

mooresville, North Carolina 

a city located north of Charlotte. it is built up with businesses (which it wasn't 10 years ago) and is also flooded with New Yorkers. if you are looking for a regular house in mooresville bring atleast 200,000 dollars. it is home to many race car drivers. there are two kinds of people in mooresville. southerners, and New Yorkers.

Did you hear? She is moving to Mooresville, North Carolina! I guess her parents wanted to move to a slightly smaller city.

mooresville, North Carolina by Mynameissomething July 7, 2015

North Carolina Mudslide 

When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.

Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?

Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.

Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.

North Carolina Mudslide by Sychedelic March 22, 2016