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An extremely OP figure to the extent of omnipotence. Comes from Chuck Norris.
Gamer: Damn, Meta Knight is a real Norris.
Gamer 2: Agreed.
by Defen5e March 29, 2015
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To bail out on plans with family or friends because of completely unrelated matters.
Past tense - Norrised
My cousin just ate the last slice of pizza so I'm gonna Norris out of your bachelor party in Vegas
by WhyAreYouSoBad November 24, 2010
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1. To be extremely angry and annoyed.
Actually has no relation to the stupid Chuck Norris obsession, but was actually the interpretation of a 4 year old trying to say that she was "annoyed".

annoyed chuck norris pissed iritated angry
George Bush's existence makes me norris.

If you don't stop being so norris, I'm not going to share my funonions.
by xthorcorex November 24, 2006
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A way to emphasise the preceding word. Comes from Chuck Norris.
Cor blimey, it's a bit chilly norris today. (It's very cold today)

Man oh man, I am hungry norris. (I am starving!)
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a young girl who's face resembles chuck norris so much that she gets the nick name norris
"WOW did you see that girl!"
"yeah, why do u think we call her norris?"
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Norri is a sweet yet wild girl. She will blow you kisses and leave you crying in the rain all within 5 minutes. Don't get her mad because she has had temper.
Norri is a beautiful girl.
via giphy
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