Nico Nordlund 

Hes a guy that wanks on a wall and licks it off before his mom comes home.

I bet that guy is a Nico Nordlund

Nico Nordlund by Afiestypotater66 April 15, 2018

nordlending 

Nordlending "Nordlæning" Is the awesomest kind of people you'll ever find. They are hard on the bottle, kind, can survive the worst winters and are basically hardcore survivalists with no alcohol limits.

Person "1": Hey look at him, he's chugging that vodka bottle like it's water!
Person "2": Yeah, hes a nordlending. They can also survive everything you throw at them!

nordlending by Nordlending June 16, 2014

Nordlending 

A word used in norway. This word means that you’re from the northern part of norway. You can easily notice if a person is a «nordlending» or not. Just listen to their accent, or the words they use. Some common words are hestkuk, fitte, fittefaen, kuk. The words are translated to horsecock, pussy/vagina, fucking pussy/vagina. Notice that these words can seem pretty sexist, but nordlendingene don’t give a fuck. Probably because the words are often used among girls too. If your’e lucky enough you may see a «nordlending» hit their toe in a chair. If so grab some popcorn and a notepad, because the «nordlending» is gonna scream the whole norwegian dictonary.

Fy faen der er det en nordlending.

Den nordlendingen er fra nord!

Marcus og martinius er nordlendinger.

Nordlending by Nordlendingen October 25, 2018

Nordland

A Roblox Clan that fights for magical girls and 500 years old vampires

Bruh have you joined Nordland yet?
"Yeah I can't wait to fight in the name of Remilia Scarlet!"

Nordland by HansWolfIV May 11, 2020

Isak Nordlander

He is a sex God, he is good in bed and has a 30 inch Penis. The ladies Love him and wants to have sex with him. When Isak Nordlander goes to the club he can be sure of getting his dick sucked at least 25 times. Isak Nordlander is love, Isak Nordlander is life. Isak is a legend who can have sex with anyone he wants.

Oh, is that Isak Nordlander. I want to have sex with him - Selena Gomez 2k16

Isak Nordlander by Isak Nordlander December 12, 2016