A contradiction of terms, often utilised when one is so manly (viking perhaps) that it is impossible to take away from their undeniable maculinity
I must admit Rob's moustache proved that he is undoubtedly a Poncy Nord. I am so jealous
by Overly manly man December 3, 2012
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The act of rubbing a woman's clitoris. There are numerous Nord Twiddling techniques. Twiddling the Nord (clit) comes from the work Twiddle that means to rub your index finger and thumb together in a circular motion with slight pressure causing heat.
Hey man, Jenny loves to have her Nord Twiddled. Oh really, I did not realize that you were such an expert Nord Twiddler. Yes, she loves for me to Twiddle the Nord.
by allnightdiver July 2, 2009
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The Norwegian version of the little Einstein’s theme
We’re going on a trip in our favorite nord vpn
by Elaina Hats August 7, 2021
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A statement solders or citizens may say in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. Typically what a Stormcloak may say right before you completely obliterate them.
“Skyrim for the Nords!” The Stormcloak shouted, before he got obliterated by a Khajit Dragonborn
by Small sad human June 17, 2019
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A character played by faze rain ( Nordan Shat) on his youtube channel where he wears a white polo robe, sunglasses, a pornhub hat and hits fat clouds. This came about because he bought a vape a few days before, and his name is nordan. Nord is short for nordan.
Sick Dude #1: Yoooo have you seen FaZe Rains new video?
Sick Dude #2: No why
Sick Dude #1: He did another vape lord nord vid where he went to vapecon
Sick Dude #2: Fezu apec
by charliehardinlmao November 18, 2016
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What you call someone who vapes literally all the time. A person who cannot leave their house without their vape. They constantly have clouds coming out of their mouth and might also be doing tricks with their clouds.
Max: Wanna hit my vape?
Carly: No thanks, Vape Lord Nord.
by chiefly your info September 24, 2017
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When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.
Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.
by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017
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