saltae noots

the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.

by g niggra September 21, 2011

Nooting

The Sexual act of spreading your partners ass cheeks apart, widening their anus, and shouting noot noot into their cavernous hole.

Tonight ill give you a right nooting!

by Poxriddenrot June 7, 2022

When you mess the easiest of situations up, commonly occurs at the back stick

by swaglinho November 24, 2020

When a man farts at the same time he nuts.

Our room smelled really bad after my boyfriend nooted as we both climaxed. It ruined the mood.

by CJJames October 9, 2022

the relative of a blue newt (look i saw a finky noot!)

by a stinky fart October 29, 2013

not funny but misspelt (reference to show The Loud House season 6 episode 8)

"Not funny, thumbs down emoji noot fubby I think they meant to write not funny again but you get the idea"

by stoprn November 16, 2022

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016