Pool Noodle

The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.

You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.

by NekoAnimator February 28, 2019

Pool Noodle

A teenage guy who thinks he is the absolute shit, but in reality just a weak, flimsy, bony, and cocky individual. They only listen to mainstream rap artists and use daddy's money to flaunt their wealth. They have no muscular strength whatsoever, but still manage to get the hottest girls. Pool Noodles are typically out wearing short shorts with boat shoes and preppy shirts.

I can crush that pool noodle like a toothpick!

by ThatRichSmartGuy February 9, 2020

Pool Noodle

A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.

Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.

by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 27, 2018

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 11, 2013

toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

by nev April 15, 2005

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021