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A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.
Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"
by Lucien Nyx November 19, 2012
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(UK)Slang meaning pedo or kiddy fidler, originally means Not of Normal Criminal Eellement.
I'm gonna go an stripe that dirty nonce in pad 12!
by Raydome November 25, 2008
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Christian Barratt
Chris Barratt is a right nonce, he shagged a year 8 when he's in year 10
by Anonymous123212 April 16, 2017
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Big Srroking Facking Nonce
by Best Roadman In The World February 28, 2017
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slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.
by rab douglas February 24, 2005
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The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.
For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.
by janetw April 25, 2006
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someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.
What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.
by Rob PG Tips March 02, 2005
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