Person 1 - "Hey did you hear about Elf!?"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"
Person 2 - "No, why?"
Person 1 - "He tried it on with that 14 year old and he's like 18/19!"
Person 2 - "Oh my god! What a fucking nonce!"
by GetToTheChoppa September 8, 2013
A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.
John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*
by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023
An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt
by English are trannys December 13, 2021
The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if
they're a bit weird.
they're a bit weird.
by Type1Nonce January 13, 2020
by LFC1977 February 6, 2021
'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"
Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"
Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"
Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"
by MentalScraps December 3, 2018