Non-Twins 

The term used to describe two babies born at the same time but are not identical. They do not come from the same egg and therefore have no right to call themselves twins, or even "non-identical twins". They are simply useless freaks of nature.

Unlike identical twins, which are amazing, miraculous human beings.

"Hey have you seen Jenny's new babies?"
"What the non-twins?"
"Yeah those little freaks."

Non-Twins by Charbot November 10, 2004

Non-zygotic Twins 

Relationship between two people who share no common genetic material but who share eerily similar mannerisms, speech patterns, behaviors and/or appearance

"Are you two brother and sister??"
"What? No! We are not at all related "
"Well you're definitely non-zygotic twins then , because you act so much alike it is freaky"

Non-zygotic Twins by Magster Dragster November 17, 2016

Non-Twin Twin 

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

Non-Twin Twin by TDiesel December 16, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016