2 definitions by TDiesel

BearZig

When you're inexplicably hyped to see your doggomos and inadvertently blurt out random words and names associated with them. They'll most likely not respond to these stitched together verbal spasms but it does momentarily stave off implosion and satisfy a burning desire to melt into them.

Examples of BearZig include: poodlepants nugget sauce, nugget nugget nugget poodle, zig zag zoockle, zig zag supreme, BearZig ZigBear, noodle poodle baby baby, and so on

Her: OMFG IT'S NOODLE BABY BEARZIG!!??!?
Them: ???
Her: Oh just my children, Bear and Ziggy. Seeing them makes me want to implode with the energy of 2 hundred bazillion suns.

by TDiesel December 16, 2019

Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

by TDiesel December 16, 2019