The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.
(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
by ThenewURL January 16, 2017
by itdoesn'tevenmatter April 5, 2019
by Manca Alberto February 21, 2008
An indestructible weapon too brutal for war. It has been banned in all countries worldwide. Throwing it, dropping it, it is illegal.
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
Kid: haha throw nokia 3310 go brrrrrr
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022
A very well built, highly specced, clamshell business phone by Nokia.
It runs on the symbian series 60 OS, and has a wid range of features including a VGA resolution camera, video recording, PTT, POP3/IMAP support, large colour screen, and a very novel twisting / rotating clam.
It runs on the symbian series 60 OS, and has a wid range of features including a VGA resolution camera, video recording, PTT, POP3/IMAP support, large colour screen, and a very novel twisting / rotating clam.
by Nik Canning March 12, 2005
Slider Phone designed and marketed by Nokia. Total piece of shit, dont ever buy one. Its slow, damages easily, has poor battery life and crashes often. Don't fucking buy one, uts a waste of both your time AND money.
by Viol8tr February 4, 2008
by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick January 14, 2018