Nokia is an indestructible object capable of breaking the floor if you do just as much as drop it. Multiple Universes have fallen to its power.
His power is that of a Nokia
by Dr A. Nonymous June 6, 2023
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Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.
That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!
by mika July 16, 2004
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Toilet paper manufacturer turned cell-phone company. Really, their original product was Nokia toilet paper. You learn something new every day.
Is that phone a Nokia? Wipe your ass with it, cause it's a piece of shit.
by The can-you-hear-me-now guy February 7, 2004
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Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).
The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.
by EJL March 23, 2004
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a mobile phone company which originally produced toilet paper (im serious), but somehow decided to make mobile phones... as the two products obviously are so alike... and it just made so much sense... to those guys in finland
finnish-worker-guy one: toilet paper reminds me of mobile phones...

finnish-worker-guy b: oh really.... i, too, see a connection...

head-of-nokia: hmmmm.......
by Harris July 21, 2005
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