Eggin' My Nog

When someone is attacking or coming at you for an unnecessary reason.

Person 1: I don't like pickles.
Person 2: Ew, how dare you not like pickles!?
Person 1: Um excuse you! Stop eggin' my nog!

by papayaxmoon May 28, 2021

egg nogging

Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.

“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”

by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018

Vroom-Nog-Mog

The sound of an electric scooter.

I got a new scooter, it goes vroom-nog-mog.

by J0/\/ February 25, 2007

egged my nog

When a woman excretes her period blood on to a males ejaculation

Dude last night Sabrina totally egged my nog

by Bulletfire December 25, 2020

Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.

I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.

by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2021

Nog Dog

One who loves Egg Nog.

Him: “Are you a Nog Dog?”
Her: “Yes I am.”

by Bobby.Balboa November 27, 2018

Nogged

When an employee who calls in sick all he time fucks the whole program up by calling in sick.

“Connor isn’t coming in today?”
“Naw, we got nogged.”

by MarkPugner February 17, 2023