A very humorous kind hearted person who is very sexy and intelligent. A Noell is usually a unisex word meaning Christmas. Most Noel'ls have a very nice "bod". A Noell also has many talents.
A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"
"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.