by rugbrod69 September 8, 2021
That other white guy tbh. He's there, but you don't want him. If he was a drink he would be tap water. Not even the Fiji water. Just tap
Girl(Tiffany): OMG HE LOOK SO AVERAGE AND PLAIN
Girl2(Brittney): Probs a Noel tbh smh rotfl sisn sos
Girl2(Brittney): Probs a Noel tbh smh rotfl sisn sos
by Hairy Boberry October 2, 2018
to act as a Noel is to act as though one knows everything regardless of ones own limited powers of comprehension. Often considered by his or her acquaintances to be arrogant, selfish and egoistic. Usually the said acquaintances are no different and in an attempt to disguise their own social deficiencies refer to this syndrom simply as noel.
Noel has invited us for dinner tonight dear, what shall I wear ?
Preferably a fresh pair of Y fronts and a dickie bow. After we arrive I don't want to hear any Noel or, I swear to God, I'll spill the beans on your plodrodgering !
You can spill the beans on what you like my dearest. Noel has his own experiences when it comes to plodrodgering. You'll simply bore him as you always do.
Preferably a fresh pair of Y fronts and a dickie bow. After we arrive I don't want to hear any Noel or, I swear to God, I'll spill the beans on your plodrodgering !
You can spill the beans on what you like my dearest. Noel has his own experiences when it comes to plodrodgering. You'll simply bore him as you always do.
by emanuel de muffin November 24, 2006
A loud and irritating girl. Characteristics include but aren't limited to; incessant chatter, know-it-all attitude, trying way to hard, being completely self obsessed, drug addiction, prostitution, trading sex for drugs, thievery, shoplifting, total inability to drive, complete dishonesty, pity seeking, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea,... In basic terms a completely and utterly useless creature that's even more worthless than the dogshit caught in my boot tread.
Did you see her throwing herself at that guy?
Yeah, that ratchet ass ho ain't gonna get it though. Everybody knows she's a total noel.
Yeah, that ratchet ass ho ain't gonna get it though. Everybody knows she's a total noel.
by Robbyn Grayves October 19, 2013
by Lareynajr February 16, 2017
This is a name used to denote children that are exceptionally loud and stupid. The individual with this name will invariably try to use logic on people and will also invariably fail to make any sense at all. Contemplation of this individual's logic (or, rather, this individual's lack of logic) will often cause aneurysms, manifesting either in a nosebleed or, in many cases, an exploded head.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
"Noel, after becoming impregnated and delivering her spawn, became a permanent addition to the household. Within six months, all other members of said household were insane and dying."
by advocator July 12, 2009
He is a big gay , he has no life and he is a big try hard. This nigga will want to make you kill yourselves. So avoid this dude at all cost. He is trash at 2k. Noel usually likes bbc it’s his his favorite . NOEL IS GAY !!!!!!
Person: Noel how are you
Noel: good I loved it up there so cold
Person: the 2k jumpshot ?
Noel: nah nigga the big black cock
Noel: good I loved it up there so cold
Person: the 2k jumpshot ?
Noel: nah nigga the big black cock
by T0NY B0Y January 8, 2018