pronounced (nõ-chee-TOW-tlêh): A written form of the English language, spelled by using the phonetic and alphabetical rules of the Spanish language so that when spoken out loud sounds as English with a heavy Spanish accent. Nochitotle users, therefore, require some knowledge of both Spanish and English. On occasion, the writer can also purposely use poor English grammar to add a comedic flair to the message.
Person 1: Ou em lli, ai ken espík nochitotle nau! Ai lob!
|OMG, I can speak Nochitotle now! I love (it)!|
Person 2: Güat de fok? Is estuped.
|What the f*ck? (It) Is stupid.|
Mr. Nocito is the Thiccest and most badass motherfucker you will ever meet. He wears the strongest cologne and will punish you like a peasant. He is the definition of a Dilf.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).