by Orv2169 October 9, 2009
by EmeraldGod April 25, 2023
The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.
"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."
by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006
Code for hot chick wearing yoga pants because whoever started the trend deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
by Dirty Dave69 March 22, 2018
An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.
Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.
Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.
Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.
by Countmonster411 October 10, 2009
The most prestigious prize you can ever wish for. Contestants have their pp measured and the winner is considered person of the century.
Person: Will you be my girlfriend?
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me
Person 2: No wtf
Person: I won the Nobel Pee Pee Prize
Person 2: Marry me
by Annoying Piece of Shit? April 14, 2021