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$80 and no gobby

Commonly expressed as '80 bucks and no gobby' but '80 dollars and no gobby' also in use. Expression refers to the act of spending a lot of money or energy and receiving a disappointing or lacklustre result. No connection between the actual price paid and the number '$80' is required. Both the figure of $80 and the act of a gobby are used in a hyperbolic sense. Often used as an expression of sympathetic disbelief at a friend's misfortune or as an expression of frustration when you realise you just got shafted.
'Mate how's that coffee?'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'

'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

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You typed in everything on your phone keyboard
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004