No Pump Chump

A horny bastard who cant hold his load and sploojes all over a girl before any contact is made

dude did you hear about casey bailey dude? ya i heard he came all over liz for no reason! ya hes for sure a no pump chump

by AVfag August 25, 2010

one pump chump

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

by K-Job April 5, 2006

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 3, 2003

Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.

by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017

5 pump chump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.

Girl: Is that it?

Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.

Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.

by cc3939 January 18, 2009

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 18, 2003