an exclamation conveying a mixed sense of gladness and surprise over a matter of common interest between two or more people
Billy: "I just unloaded a major dump
in our new bathroom!"
Tom: "Any residues?"
Billy: "Clean as a whistle
Tom: "No Shit!"
Billy: "that's right"
Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
Person 1: Saddam Hussein's fuckin dead
Person 2: No shit
Expression said to people who state the obvious.
No shit, Captain Obvious!
A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"
To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
No shit, sherlock.
1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.
Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!
Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.
One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.
First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"
Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
Stating the obvious
Girl: We got our hair done!
Other Girl: No shit!