the problems

People who are considered to be interruptions to the Communist/Utopian plan.

1. China is planning to use military force to handle the problems who are protesting in Hong Kong.
2. Donald Trump is one of the problems faced by the leftist media in the USA.
3. Conservative posters on Urban Dictionary run the risk of being put on "the problems" list and having their previously approved words erased.

by TheFleeceMan August 23, 2019

Problem

A Female's boyfriend

Whats good ma? How long have you been with ya problem?

by Brath November 7, 2004

problem

Ignorant people who HATE peace.

People who HATE other people (namely our President) have a definite peace problem.

by the Seal July 20, 2006

Problem

An Attractive girl who you feel you might have a slight chance of hooking up with. Generally are found running around ASU/USC/Florida or other warm climate schools. Enjoy Sex and do not mind having there thong AKA "Tail" hang out of their pants. One can only hope they do not have an STD or hope it is at least a curable one.

Nick: That Girl is soooo damn Hott

Talal:Nick that girl is 12 years old.

Nick: i Don't care....old enough to pee, old enough for me. Trust me she is truly a "Problem"

Talal: Die Nick

by Nick Wells February 9, 2009

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Problem

That's my problem with you.

Iam "That's the problem. I thought you wanted to teach people TO think. You want to teach them HOW to think. YOUR way. And if they can't think, and they have no credentials, all they can do is accept the propositions you posit and give you their money. If they can't think then you have no right to take their money. They are paying you to accept your propositions without thinking about them. It boils down to 'go back to your walled garden and crank the crank until until something happens. Good or bad or nothing. That's your responsibility to the horde. You need me to validate your religion. And you need your religion because without it you're blind.' and you're selling something that isn't yours to people who can't think well enough to tell that you don't believe the thing your selling."

Hym "maybe some people can't learn to think..." 🤷

Iam "Then how is maps of meaning going to be the way that people think in 50 years? The people who can ALREADY think are going to replace their way of thinking? The people who can't learn how to think are just going to accept his propositions and do what he tells them? He wants to be the woke! He wants to do what they do. Most people can't think so they'll have no choice but to accept my (propositions instead of the woke types) and if you have a contrarian propositions I'm not against using collective Un-Truth against you."

Hym "Holy shit! That sounds worse than Orwell when you put it like that! That is some new world order shit! Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2022

small problem problem

A problem, especially one encountered in large organizations, that is smaller in scale than can easily be fixed with the large-scale tools on hand, leading to great life-is-too-short frustration with one's inability to immediately solve it. For example: you need $7 more than you thought to pay for the lunch just delivered for your office meeting, which can be paid for only in cash, but to obtain petty cash you must fill out three different forms and get two managerial approvals. Or, you need to swat a fly, but all you have is a sledgehammer.

Mark: Unbelievable, I just want to put this birthday card in the outgoing office mail, but I asked Ted if it was OK, and he says I have to fill out an MC-1453 "Request for Personal-Use Policy Exception" form and get two signatures. I thought that was only for, like, taking a company car or using a conference room for some nonbusiness reason.

JoAnn: Small problem problem, dude. I'd just slip it in there and move on, life's too short.

by FitofPeak2 August 30, 2023