Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."
"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"
by Julivee December 1, 2005
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Phrase stated when posing a problem to a person to which they have no answer for you. Usually means "Forget it, I should have never asked you in the first place you chode"
Me: "Miriam, how do you want us to enter the status updates in the TPS reports?"
Miriam: "Can I explain it to you after my meeting, I really have to run"
Me: " Okay, no problem"
by Gail November 16, 2004
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Usually, this phrase is meant as a way to express insincerity, and often it is a way to tell you, that it is indeed, a problem. Whatever happened to just saying, cheerfully, "You are welcome." ? No problem does not complete the conversation, it really means, "I don't want to discuss this."
"Thank you for the favor, Brenda"

"No problem"
by Bellevue09 February 15, 2009
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Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!
While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!
by 44431 October 27, 2011
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Something I’m apparently a part of now?
Me: “I respectfully disagree with you but I want to still be on good terms despite our differing opinions”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”
by DeiselSandwich July 8, 2020
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I not only have problems, I am problems.
by Ereck Flowers November 27, 2018
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A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)
You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
by The Awesomenator August 4, 2005
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