The one that lives on the other side of the puddle.
Very nice city near Rio de Janeiro with less criminality, traffic jams (used to be...not anymore), and more beautifull girls. High life quality and has the most beautifull beach of the world: Itacoatiara.
Also known as Nikiti city.
A: So where do you live?
A: Oh, do you know what is the best thing of Niteroi?
A: The view of Rio de Janeiro!
B: Oh yeah, but Rio is only beautifull from a safe distance...You wont get shot in Niteroi idiot...