Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
Nissan patrol “slaying pussy since 1975
by Wilko April 14, 2021
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A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails
"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"
by Deyk888 September 28, 2023
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usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.
Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!
by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
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