From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.

Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.

Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.

Ninky Nonce by Spicysalt June 16, 2018

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Ninky Nonk

1) Ninky nonk is a character from the greatest fucking show of all time (In the night garden).

2) It's a funny way to insult someone without the use of vulgar language

1) Ninky Nonk is like the best character ever
2) Lad 1: You sir are a Ninky Nonk

Lad 2: Well... um... your mum gay *Runs away crying realising he's a fucking failure who got destroyed by an innocent insult*

Ninky Nonk by BigBlackNinkyNonk January 26, 2018

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Ninky nonk

A silly insult that you can call that stupid friend that lives under a rock

No Clarissa you fucking Ninky nonk AirPods are earphones not shoes

Ninky nonk by NolanDolanIsBae June 9, 2019

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Ninky-Nonk

One of the most offensive insults known to man. If you call anybody a ninky-nonk they'll never forgive you and you'll have to get a new friend, use this new word wisely or you could turn your life upside down.

Dallan: That's it! I've lost it with you, you Ninky-Nonk!
Joe: *starts crying*

Ninky-Nonk by justasmolbean October 15, 2019

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