crazy ass mother fucker blackbelt who can whoop your butt without you even knowing they are there. Crazy skilled, stealthy, never seen. usually teens and mid 30s. Quick moving and very effective.
by ray-cait-whatev April 3, 2010
Ninja is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn.
Person 1: Dude, my hand hurts from that Legit game of Ninja!
Person 2: Hella yeah it does, I pwned you in Ninja!
Person 2: Hella yeah it does, I pwned you in Ninja!
by Lavieta February 27, 2010
n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general.
Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active:
1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white.
2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum.
3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds.
4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months
5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY
6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week.
7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them
8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves.
9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution.
10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video
Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active:
1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white.
2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum.
3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds.
4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months
5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY
6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week.
7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them
8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves.
9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution.
10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video
by superdawge October 9, 2009
A Transmitted Disease Which Is Acquired By Either Having Sex Or Getting In Contact With An Infected Persons Blood aka The Ninja
Brian: Dude Help!
Angelo:What's Wrong?
Brian: I Don't Know Man, I Just Slept With Melanie!!!
Angelo: Dude I Think You Just Got The Ninja!!!
Brian: Dude I Can't Feel My Dick!!!
Angelo: Its A Good Thing I These Got Ninja Proof Condoms At Walmart For 7.99.
Angelo:What's Wrong?
Brian: I Don't Know Man, I Just Slept With Melanie!!!
Angelo: Dude I Think You Just Got The Ninja!!!
Brian: Dude I Can't Feel My Dick!!!
Angelo: Its A Good Thing I These Got Ninja Proof Condoms At Walmart For 7.99.
by Ibetatestedyourmother November 30, 2007
Facts (100% True):
-It only takes 1 ninja to screw 1,000,000,000,000 lightbulbs. and a similar amount of girls
-you can't see a ninja until it's too late
-ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover
-The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja
-ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game
-a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja
-ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas
-infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills
-ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge
-ninja is the explanation for everything
-ninjas can swim on land
-It only takes 1 ninja to screw 1,000,000,000,000 lightbulbs. and a similar amount of girls
-you can't see a ninja until it's too late
-ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover
-The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja
-ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game
-a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja
-ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas
-infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills
-ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge
-ninja is the explanation for everything
-ninjas can swim on land
by ~MR.D~ January 12, 2011
Due to the fact we could not find any ninjas, we can not define them. We hope our apology is accepted. (But not by ninjas, for they never forgive, and they NEVER forget.)
by IfITellTheNinjasWillKillMe November 30, 2009
1.) verb: to take something that rightfully belongs to someone else, mostly in MMORPGs, such as wow; to steal
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
1.) "That jerk ninja'd the Assassination Blade, even though I won the roll!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
by Beleynn September 13, 2005