The Ninja

A sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!

If The Ninja was done right, the mornings conversation should go like this:

Guy-"I totally Ninja'd you last night"
Girl-"You totally did"

by Command Center February 24, 2009

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Ninja

One of the best and most famous fortnite players out there who is idolized by many children.

Josh: yo wanna watch ninja on twitch?

Daniel: No bro, PUBG is sooo much better

by Bathing Grape July 24, 2018

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ninja

v. 1.to move steathily, or in such a mannor as to conceal your actions

I'll just ninja into my cubicle so my boss doesn't notice im late

by Jester of AKs May 29, 2005

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ninjaness

The amount of inner ninja possessed by an individual.

That guy has so much ninjaness hes almost like Chuck Noris

by w00000000000t December 21, 2005

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ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

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