Ninja Coffee

Ninja Coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and Redbull. No one but ninjas can withstand it's awesome power.

with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.

Ben: *Takes a sip of ninja coffee* uhhhh..... *dies*

Me: Ha. wimp *chugs three pots*

Ninja Coffee by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

coffee ninja 

Any person who has extreme skills in the ancient art of coffee.

In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.

Random dude, " So what do you do for a living".
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.

coffee ninja by ShaneDeMatt April 9, 2010

Coffee ninja 

(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.

Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!

Coffee ninja by Handsom Rob aka Big Poppa April 10, 2010

Coffee Ninja 

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...

P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity

Coffee Ninja by Birbados November 21, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008