Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas

good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!

by Matt-man September 17, 2004

ninja monkey

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

by ralphie parker May 16, 2008

ninja monkey

a monkey ninja

did you see that ninja monkey "bam"

by Ninja monkey man May 10, 2010

Ninja Monkey

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.

Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.

by QanwI' August 15, 2007

flying ninja monkeys

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.

Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!

by V-Man December 14, 2004

flying ninja monkeys

Flying Ninja Monkeys(AKA FNM's) were once the dominant race on this planet...however after hundreds of years of war between them and Flying Ninja Gorillas(AKA FNG's-see Flying Ninja Gorrilas for definition) the FNM's decided to hide their survivors and reamin in secrecy...only recently has their been rhumours of 2 wise men known as Corby And Vahon, have been able to command these FNM's...i was among the first to fall to their extreme power...WARNING: let no force ever underestimate their power.

Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for the oil....that is a cover story....he is looking for the power to control FNM's and FNG's

by Victum Of Their Wrath January 5, 2005

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris

by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010