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13.
Nana I'd like to fuck.
Dude, your tia carmella is one fine ass ole' nilf. You've got to tell her to come over and cook some chorizo so I can tax that taco.
by 123notit September 02, 2012
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Nun id like to fuck
usually referring to one of the sisters of perpetual indulgence
Sister Nova China is a NILF
by Avid_Breathe December 27, 2010
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N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."

Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
by the urban dick. February 11, 2010
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(N)atty (I)'d (L)ike to (F)inish
I was at a party looking for some beer than out of the corner my eye, I saw her. She was looking so fresh, so good, I just had to go over there and see what's up. This NILF gave me the best night I ever could have expected.
by Pup.N.Sud April 20, 2010
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Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.
by Slimemold August 19, 2007
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12.
Nun I'd like to fuck.
You see a hotty nun walking down the street and think (or say), "Now there's a real NILF!"
by Trishamak July 10, 2008
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Nothing I'd Like to Fuck

literally. plain and simple. in a room, in a bar, in a strip club, in a whole town even, eg. Bremerton, Tulsa. or a whole country. you can fill in the blank there.

thanks to a friend for thinking of this one.

complete opposite of milf or any ilf object of desire.
walkin' into the club, we saw NILF and dug out for some better action elsewhere.

that strip club had NILF in it so we bailed. the hottest thing in the place were the crabs in her crotch.
by battabatta April 24, 2011
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