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you know when you reach down a guys pants and the worst thing that could possibly happen happens??? Nickledick
So i met this guy the other day... Soooooo hot. He asked me to edit his lit paper so I went up to his room, his roomie was gone so we got a little cozy, reached down his pants and... NICKLEDICK. Worst case of Nickledick I have ever experienced. Needless to say I wont be seeing him anymore.
by idatedanickledick October 22, 2009

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A dumbass. Complete fuck-up. Slang for someone who is so stupid that it's a miracle they haven't accidentally murdered themself already
TPort taking snapchat videos of himself - BOOM BABY BOOM!!! OOOOH!!!

Dustin watching TPort take snapchat videos of himself 3 feet away = TPort you're such a fucking nickledick!
by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

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