The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.
by Jennifer April 14, 2004
A hot, scrawny guitar player for the wonderful band The Strokes. He began to play the guitar at age 5, and currently resides in New York City East.
Nick Valensi wants me.
by Nik Vall-enn-see November 4, 2003
Possibly the most gorgeous guitarist alive. Very tall and very skinny, wears super sexy tight pants. Damn you Amanda De Cadenet!!!
(No offence to the other Strokes memebers. I love you all. The Strokes is the best band EVER!)
(No offence to the other Strokes memebers. I love you all. The Strokes is the best band EVER!)
by nick&nikolaiROCK March 29, 2004
proper noun - the god of all guitar players, plays in the fuckin' greatest band of this universe (yes, even on Pluto). he is unberably tempting and is known to make anyone looking at him HOT, has a head of gorgeous hair that a majority of the time falls in front of his equally beautiful eyes..
by isthisit?thisisit August 12, 2004
Nick Valensi is, to sound a bit preppy, gorgeous. As are the rest of The Strokes, of course. He plays amazin' guitar, and I should know because my whole family plays some sort of musical instrument (mostly guitar and piano, and I play piano and saxophone although I lost my love for the horn because of my band teacher with horns, and I have a beautiful guitar that I never get a chance to learn on). If Nick Valensi would give me guitar lessons, I'd be the happiest person alive. If Nick Valensi SMILED at me, I'd be the happiest person alive!! ... gettin' dizzy just thinking about it... I'm going to go define the rest of the Awesome Amazing Strokes, now... still dizzy... I still need to learn how to play guitar, Nick...
Nick Valensi plays the guitar like nobody else plays it. I used to know the name of his guitar. I forgot it. Begins with an E, I believe. Not the NAME, the brand of guitar SHUT UP I KNOW I NEED HELP.
by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive (yeess, I can multi-task!!) February 11, 2005
guitarist for the strokes. has better hair than you'll ever have in your life time. he is the sex. case in point, he can make the dumbest comment or the stupidest facial expression and you'll still want to have his babies. he owns you.
nick valensi, the definition of sex.
by n.s. January 5, 2004
by ruth cassell March 23, 2004