Nick Jager 

Nicolas (Nick) Jager:
The most amazing creature known to man. Women look into his eyes and are lovestruck immediatly. This creature works for God and does everything to praise the almighty Lord. His female companion known as Sarai Del Rosario is also amazing just as him. Nick and Sarai strut the face of the earth bringing fear into all of the haters. He does not cry when he chops onions and the monsters check under their bed for Nick before they go to sleep. Be careful, one touch sends you flying to africa.God is his safeplace and music is his medicine.

The Nick Jager never loses.

Nick Jager by MysteriousShadow88 October 31, 2011

nick jagger 

a jigg, a nagger, such jagger is the wolf in sheep’s clothing… nickerbocker jagger.

“he once tried lining his own shadow for a pair of wizards tickets & new balances…. nick jagger.”

nick jagger by sretaw, trebor July 25, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016