(2) A retarded singer who broke up with Miley Cyrus an equally retarded singe who sounds like a countrified rabbit
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.
Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.
Doctor: Im afraid you have type 1 diabetes.
Patient: Fuck Dammit!
Doctor: Yes I know, but there are options.
Patient: No thanks. I'd rather die than have anything in common with that buttfuck NICK JONAS!
Doctor: The only way to cure your penis cancer is to shove a glass rod up your penis hole and smash it.
Patient: You mean you have to give me a....Nick Jonas?