a total mute with the inability to speak.
he usually will flow with the crowd whilst wearing a purity ring of some sort to cover the fact hes a sex driven maniac who enjoys child pornography.
"dude... my neighbour is really weird. hes a total nick jonas"
by merrrt May 21, 2009
the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
my favorite is nick jonas!

ew why?
by athanfromasia August 07, 2009
A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr August 01, 2008
A complete fucking asshole who seems nice by donating money to diabetes but hes actually a selfish prick trying to get pussy out of it (thats you fucking Miley Cyrus)while covering up the fact that he fucks his brothers and other guys during his free time. truth be told he doesnt deserve to live and i want to crack his dome in half.
Nick Jonas loves to stare at twinks all day.

Diabetes is a terrible disease and i feel sorry for everyone who has it, except Nick Jonas.

NICK FUCKIN JONAS CAN GO GIVE HIS BROTHER A DUMP TRUCK!

I want to go fetus whip nick jonas with miley cyrus' first kid that she had at age 9.
by jesusplayswaterpoloallday November 30, 2008
Human perfection, a Sex God, has a beautiful voice...unfortunatly wears a purity ring.
Nick Jonas's chain is off the mother..
by flalallalalalaalalla August 11, 2007
youngest of three members of the jonas brothers. obsession of many preteen girls who think of him as hot or cute. his fans say that he has a great voice, but haters can point out that it sounds whiny and annoying. once dated miley cyrus, who can't really sing either. the jonas brothers have some good songs but are seriously overrated.
girl obsessed with nick: OMG! I WANT TO MARRY NICK JONAS BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND HAS A GREAT VOICE!
nick hater: GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
by whateverhappenedtomankind August 30, 2008
The only member of the Jonas Brothers with remotely any talent. He lets this get to his head and has an outrageously large ego as a result of this, going so far as to say that other, more experienced artists in the music industry cannot sing (ex: BOB DYLAN! that fag nick jonas said BOB DYLAN can't sing!!!).
Nick Jonas is a stuck up douchebag who barely has any talent.
by AnimeGirl-Nikki February 08, 2010

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