a city on south coast Mass where you eat linguica and jag, know to stay away from the Front after dark, head down to the Fort to light up or get laid, know that Guatemalans all live in a van, know that Sassaquin isn't really New Beige, get dressed up to go to the Madeira feast, can prove that the Dartmouth refs get paid off, know that boys do play volleyball, head to Puzzles if you're gay, head to Strand if you're underage, head to Bar 908 if you're a forever resident, and know at least three people who sells drugs
cruisin the ave until 2 on a Friday night, hittin up the 24 hour Dunky's, doin a turnaround at Brooks, and laughin at the imports in the Wendy's parkin lot and at the wall
by New Beige will never change May 2, 2005
by LIL KID TRAE March 20, 2018
a city where, you know not to snitch; the west-end is more than just a neighborhood; no one goes to the south-end; everyone goes to 908; the high school is the third largest on the east coast; the ave is only cool to portuguese people; the madeira feast is like a reunion; the whaling city festival is waaaaay to ghetto now; and everybody knows everybody else.
by Derringer#1 January 17, 2008
The worst city in Bristol Co. Massachusetts, and one of the worst in the state. True, Fall Reev sucks, too, but at least there's some fucking schools and nature for kids who want to escape gangs and drugs, goddamn it. New Bedford isn't nearly as dangerous as people claim, however, if you don't buy or sell drugs. 93.8% of everyone bitching about being "victimized" is a dirty motherfucker who had it coming.
Lulz all over "every black guy has a gun and every white kid gets jumped" bullshit. Anybody who has ever lived in the South Side and isn't a bitch knows better. Cats on Ruth Street are mostly white ass fucking GDs (with a few black dudes and Ricans thrown in), and the crew that runs Rivet/Crapo are also some pale ass motherfucking GDs. The Gs that run South First are mostly Puerto Rican GDs. The only overwhelmingly black gangs in the city are Monte's Park, in the South End, and United Front in the West End. Anyone who claims otherwise is a straight up mark, plain and simple.
The other major gangs in the city reside in the "north" end close to downtown; the areas around Beetle St., Bullard St., Ashley Blvd. south of Brooklawn, Presidential Heights, Brickenwood, and Nashmont are mostly run by ALKN with some Ñetas thrown in for flavor. They are largely Hispanic, but in the New Beige (eh, guy!), the ALKN has a lot of Portugee, white, and black members, as well.
New Bedford does have some decent looking bitches with round, fat asses, and a whole lot of ethnic diversity. Everyone knows the Fort is what's good... safe during the day for families, and crazy at night for parties. Nobody enters Battery Milliken without a flashlight, some steel, and a dime. There are also at least 72 Dunkins in New Beige. 908 is alright if you don't feel like going to Boston or Providence. Grab some friends and flirt with the sweet mamis everywhere you go and you'll forget all about the guy next door selling D or the kid who got shot down the street last week. New B isn't all bad, kid!
Lulz all over "every black guy has a gun and every white kid gets jumped" bullshit. Anybody who has ever lived in the South Side and isn't a bitch knows better. Cats on Ruth Street are mostly white ass fucking GDs (with a few black dudes and Ricans thrown in), and the crew that runs Rivet/Crapo are also some pale ass motherfucking GDs. The Gs that run South First are mostly Puerto Rican GDs. The only overwhelmingly black gangs in the city are Monte's Park, in the South End, and United Front in the West End. Anyone who claims otherwise is a straight up mark, plain and simple.
The other major gangs in the city reside in the "north" end close to downtown; the areas around Beetle St., Bullard St., Ashley Blvd. south of Brooklawn, Presidential Heights, Brickenwood, and Nashmont are mostly run by ALKN with some Ñetas thrown in for flavor. They are largely Hispanic, but in the New Beige (eh, guy!), the ALKN has a lot of Portugee, white, and black members, as well.
New Bedford does have some decent looking bitches with round, fat asses, and a whole lot of ethnic diversity. Everyone knows the Fort is what's good... safe during the day for families, and crazy at night for parties. Nobody enters Battery Milliken without a flashlight, some steel, and a dime. There are also at least 72 Dunkins in New Beige. 908 is alright if you don't feel like going to Boston or Providence. Grab some friends and flirt with the sweet mamis everywhere you go and you'll forget all about the guy next door selling D or the kid who got shot down the street last week. New B isn't all bad, kid!
DEA or INS Agent- "How do you get to New Bedford?"
Resident Masshole - "First you have to push the shaft aside, then lift the sack. Continue south until you find the brown star... enter and you're in the Beige."
Resident Masshole - "First you have to push the shaft aside, then lift the sack. Continue south until you find the brown star... enter and you're in the Beige."
by O_Corajoso April 10, 2009
New Bedford, MA is an average sized city in southeastern Massachusetts
Highway Route 18 takes you from North to south ends.
Known for its history in whaling and and underground railroad also 18th century imigrants from Portugal, cape verde and French Canada.
The late 1980's is when the city was overcome and multiplied with Quatemalans, hispanics, etc.. etc.. where their claim to success is gangs and selling drugs, and everyone wants to live on welfare and do drugs.
now there isnt much more than abandoned buildings with no one that wants to work. and the city is struggling to upkeep its undergrowth of filth.
There are 3 high schools:
Voc- Tech - go there to learn how to work in the real world
new bedford high- where some get an education and gangs try to be cool but get demoted to
west side high school- with juvenile law breakers
Dont listen to the mumbo jumbo about gangs and whos reppin where. its all just to indimidate the hard working individuals. while the welfare crowd stays at home and deals drugs out of there over-filled 1 bedroom apartments.
Highway Route 18 takes you from North to south ends.
Known for its history in whaling and and underground railroad also 18th century imigrants from Portugal, cape verde and French Canada.
The late 1980's is when the city was overcome and multiplied with Quatemalans, hispanics, etc.. etc.. where their claim to success is gangs and selling drugs, and everyone wants to live on welfare and do drugs.
now there isnt much more than abandoned buildings with no one that wants to work. and the city is struggling to upkeep its undergrowth of filth.
There are 3 high schools:
Voc- Tech - go there to learn how to work in the real world
new bedford high- where some get an education and gangs try to be cool but get demoted to
west side high school- with juvenile law breakers
Dont listen to the mumbo jumbo about gangs and whos reppin where. its all just to indimidate the hard working individuals. while the welfare crowd stays at home and deals drugs out of there over-filled 1 bedroom apartments.
New Bedford, MA
by HardworkerfromNB April 20, 2011
New Bedford is just south of Boston. One of the largest cities in Massachusetts, high crime and homicide rate, drug dealers of every race on almost every street, 3/4 of the city is poor, fiends and crack heads, dangerous at night and in the day. Divided between the Southend, Westend, Northend, and Downtown/Waterfront. Holds the title for largest cocaine bust in Massachusetts history, 251 Kilograms of pure fishscale. Fued between United Front Housing Projects & Monte's Park gang.
by CrackMastaFlex July 11, 2008
New Bedford small, old city in Southcoast, MA. It's called New B, Beffud, New Beige by the portugees. Most of the population is either Cape Verdian or Portuguese.
Honestly, New Bedford is crime and weed ridden. West End and South end are typicall the least safe. The North end is the safest part of New Bedford, especially "Far North" or Sassaquin, which everyone knows isn't really New Bedford by social standards.
The ghetto is dominant. Nearly every kid has had a Sidekick, half of them stolen. Nike Air Forces used to be one of the biggest trends, but nearly every foot you see in New Bedford has Jordans on.
The alt/music scene, though, is actually quite prominent. Everyone goes to shows; half the bands are hardcore, half of them pop punk, but at the end of the day, they all pay respects to Half Hearted Hero, New Bedford's most well known band.
Everyone goes to New Bedford High. There's a fight every day, and everyone uses the excuse, 'there was a fight!' to be late to class, and the teachers almost always accept it as a legit excuse.
Downtown New Bedford, is different than most of New Bedford. While associated with the music scene as well, downtown is more closely related to art, the city's history, and culture. No Problemo and The Green Bean are well known. Solstice is heaven to skaters. The Whaling Museum, is the main representation of what New Bedford was famous for years ago.
Everyone knows and has been to the Whaling City Festival and Madiera Fest.
Honestly, New Bedford is crime and weed ridden. West End and South end are typicall the least safe. The North end is the safest part of New Bedford, especially "Far North" or Sassaquin, which everyone knows isn't really New Bedford by social standards.
The ghetto is dominant. Nearly every kid has had a Sidekick, half of them stolen. Nike Air Forces used to be one of the biggest trends, but nearly every foot you see in New Bedford has Jordans on.
The alt/music scene, though, is actually quite prominent. Everyone goes to shows; half the bands are hardcore, half of them pop punk, but at the end of the day, they all pay respects to Half Hearted Hero, New Bedford's most well known band.
Everyone goes to New Bedford High. There's a fight every day, and everyone uses the excuse, 'there was a fight!' to be late to class, and the teachers almost always accept it as a legit excuse.
Downtown New Bedford, is different than most of New Bedford. While associated with the music scene as well, downtown is more closely related to art, the city's history, and culture. No Problemo and The Green Bean are well known. Solstice is heaven to skaters. The Whaling Museum, is the main representation of what New Bedford was famous for years ago.
Everyone knows and has been to the Whaling City Festival and Madiera Fest.
by InNewBeffudBitch January 20, 2010