New Yorker

Somebody who is generally better than everybody else. We Cannot actually say the name of our state in the way its meant to be said. We generally dont like to socialize because we are to busy on our iphones with our headphones in. We like to ride cabs and subways and if your not from new york, your generally a douchebag. Not Kidding I'm actually a new yorker and i live in nyc and in Jersey. But seriously if you piss me off i will kick your ass.

New Jersey Devils Fan AKA DOUCHE: YO MY TEAM IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE LESS STANLEY CUPS THAT YOU AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
Me (New Yorker): Yo Motha fucka imma bust a cap in yo ass dochebaaa lets go RIGHT HERE NOW!!
NJD Fan: No, i cant because in too busy working out, getting a spray tan and getting laid by ugly italian fatass bitchs

by DevilsSUCKrangersFTW May 22, 2011

New Yorkers

Pieces of shit that come every fall to piss you off with shitty driving and annoying accents.

"Hey Nate its fall lets go to new England and drive like apes"
"Hell yeah Richie"
"Oh no the New Yorkers are here"

by BBC Big black car January 14, 2021

new yorker

a stuck up son of a bitch that think their city rules the damn world. Yall dumbasses dont even drive yer own damn trucks you take the subway or a taxi. That shit is unheard of in the south. yall call us MS folks rednecks well dont be surprised if you get killed by a man in a pickup truck with a shotgun and a hound dawg.

yall got the dumbest accent in the fuckin world damn new yorker

by Fuck yall yankees December 22, 2006

The New Yorker

When you perform various sexual acts using only your middle finger and speaking various obscenties.

When I moved up to Manhattan, I was shown a welcoming with the new yorker. I cried afterwards.

by RougeLeader13 August 28, 2006

new yorker

a toothbrush wit 2 blades at the end usually founded in jail. When somebody gets slashed across the face and when the doctor tries to stitch up one of the cuts the other opens up wider.

That nigga pablo got a new yorker across his face

by Arsenio October 27, 2005

Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.

I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.

by engine7 July 22, 2008

Bearded New Yorker

A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.

Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.

by US and A July 22, 2008