by S.E.McD February 18, 2009
When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 November 6, 2008
by Chunkycrumper December 25, 2019
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022
When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
by Bagel aids July 18, 2022
The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew August 1, 2023