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1. Neverland Ranch
A term used to describe the stadium of Celtic FC (British football/soccer team)

The football club's stadium earned this nickname after it was discovered that one of the founder members of it's boys club, Jim Torbett and his accomplice Frank Cairney sexually abused young kids over a period spanning 20 years at Celtic.

Jock Stein and other senior figures at the club knew of these disgusting acts by the two perverts over many years but it was hushed up while Torbett and Cairney carried on preying on the young kids who dreamed of stardom at Celtic.
Neverland Ranch also known as the Paedodome and the Gary Glitter stadium
2. Neverland Ranch
A place where people never grow up, get molested by a white man who used to be black, and wind up suing this man for a large sum of money
Sounds like a fairytale to me
by neverland posse May 10, 2005 share this
3. neverland ranch
McAuley Caulkin's favorite salad dressing.
"Mike's Hard Lemonade? Nah.. Mike's Hard Salad Dressing!"
by DarkOwl Feb 5, 2005 share this
4. neverland ranch
the fastest way for a 12 year old 2 get rich.
MOM: Well Timmy dads been slackin on support so i've aranged a little trip 4 ya.

TIMMY: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where??????????????

MOM: Think thriller and peter pan put together.

TIMMY: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! not neverland ranch anywhere but there!!!!!!!!!
5. Neverland Ranch
A mystical ranch located in the Santa Inez valley in central California where Michael Jackson wishes to never to grow up. Unfortunately for him it just wishful thinking and chooses to molest little boys and have sleepovers with the underage males. The ranch consists of cute furry animals that frolic through circus cages and a giant tree that symbolizes the heart of Neverland Ranch.
Peter Pan now wishes to be an adult to avoid the little black boy, now turned into an ugly white woman.
by Woobie May 27, 2005 share this
6. Neverland Ranch
An atonomous Spawling ranch located in California it is ruled by the King of Pop Michael Jackson. The estate is reported to cost up to 20 million for Jacko to buy and he spends 2 million a year in employment to run his fantasy land. He has transformed the ranch into a sanctuary for lost animals and lost childhood. I norder to attract children he as installed carnival rides and candy machines so children can have sleepovers and Jackson can guve them Jesus Juice and molest them.

Neverland has everything a pedophile needs to seduce a child. A child dying of cancer.
Neverland is a pedophile sandtrap.
by UncleRoy Apr 22, 2004 share this
7. Neverland Ranch
Michael Jackson's retreat, often threatened to be put on the auction block, but who'd buy it?...Unless you're Liz Taylor, Janet Jackson, or a 5 year-old child...You're NEVER gonna see it!
Look over there...it's an amusement park...it's NEVERLAND RANCH...
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