Netflixia

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death

Dalton: Joe! where the hell have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black

by Waffleking72 July 28, 2015

Netflixia

Not being able to decide watch to watch on Netflix.

Jane spent 40 minutes browsing through Netflix but alas, a decision was never made. She had Netflixia and couldn't decide what to watch.

by j72013 December 18, 2014

Netflixia

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death

Dalton: Joe! where the have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black

by Waffleking72 July 28, 2015

netflixia

Netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the Netflix video streaming service.

Patient A was diagnosed by his friends to have a severe case of Netaflixia, in which he is unable to avoid use of the service, and may behave violently towards himself and/or others if the services continue to go unused for a long period of time. (normally one week) Netflixia

by Jordhamdam November 25, 2013

Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.

"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."

by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011