cross between a nerd and a jerk
when he uses exacting facts and figures, he can be such a nerk.
by mauitikitiki November 21, 2012

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when nipples get hard due to coldness
when you go in the sea or a pool on a cold day and come out and you can see the outline of your nipples in your swimsuit.... then someone shouts NERKS!!!!
by bajan_ccp June 09, 2006

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A mix between a nice guy and a jerk. Starts off with a little bit of jerk characteristics. Act like she is not the last woman on earth. A nerk also acts as if he knows he could always get another girl. He also treats the woman he wants like a woman who he is not terribly interested in. The nerk doesnt start out too fast or gets clingy or jealouse. The nerk is also unpredictable. They are normally popular, funny, and exciting. They never keep the same routine. They also display half the affection they would like to show. They advance as time goes on. They make the girl WANT HIM. She has to work at it a bit. He never over does something she likes. He is mister big man in public, but tender in private. This is a new breed of man.
"WOW, that mans a nerk."

"I wish ever man was nerk!"

girlfriend- "I went out with a guy last night, he was kind of a jerk, but at the same time he was the a nice guy. There's something about him that intrigues me. He was not a typical guy. He was perfect."

Friend- "He musta been one of those nerks! WOWZERS :)"
by John 92 February 28, 2012

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Expression of amused irony or sometimes amused frustration. Local slang found primarily in the central regions of California.

Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.
"That's very punny," Pat said. "Get it? Punny."

Brad rolled his eyes. "Nerk."
by Jerry January 17, 2004

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a word meaning anything and everything, but yet nothing at all. It's meaning depends on the context in which it is placed in conversation.
"That was totally nerked up!"

"Nerk this, I'm leaving."

"Quit being such a nerk!"

"Woah don't blow a nerk or anything..."

"I'm nerking, I'm nerking!"

"Keep your nerk to yourself!"
by theonewhodidthis February 03, 2010

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Nerk, Nerking, to Nerk, Nerks. pronounced "nurk"- noun, person. verb.

1. noun- A cheap or uninteresting friend. One who is unassuming and generally pretty lame.

2. verb- To not really be doing anything. i.e. sitting around at home, watching television.
1. "Hey, look at that cheap nerk over there."

2. "Hey, Jim, what are you up to today?" "Oh, not much Ricky, just nerking around like a nerk."

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nerk is a mix of the word dork and nerd. it comes in use when you or someone you know is being well a real nerk.
"you're being such a nerk"
by ashliegh16 February 20, 2009

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