a combination or a NERD and a DORK
he's such a NERK
by li July 23, 2003
A word combining nerd and dork that Casey B. came up with.
Casey is such a Nerk.
by cmdddd August 05, 2011
Nerk is a slang word for penis. Usually used with the verb "jerk." A good word to use when you are surrounded by bros and you are explaining a situation in which you masturbated, or you received a hand job.

Also can be used as a verb. the verb tense is a situation such as jizzing on a girls face.
Joe: Dude, I wanna jerk my nerk so bad right now.

Brian: So she was jerkin my nerk and then i said kaplow!

Dude 1: Dude! i was getting my dick sucked, and then i nerked all over her face!
by zing zong! February 21, 2010
A word used to stand in for any other word, which is useful for when you cannot think of the right word.
Sam: This pizza is so good, it's just like... nerk.

Ned: Quit nerkin' around, Sam.
by ne_d January 16, 2009
Noun.
1. Networking clerk.
2. The network administrator's assistant
3. A Network-bitch.
Due to the latest virus, the nerk spent 20 hours on the weekend correcting the virual issue.

"Nerk, are you finished building that server?", said the Network Administrator.

"That will do Nerk, that will do."

"I am not supposed to be here today, they are treating me like a Nerk!"
by Classic Nerk February 22, 2003
adj. a statment describing an object or situation in a positive manner. A synonym for cool, sweet or werd, often used by itself.
"dude, I'm getting my new computer tomorrow!"
"nerk"
by Olly J February 06, 2005
it is really Newark. it is a town in a state. people in the eastern side of Newark say Nerk
lets go to Nerk and go to UDF
by saritasmile08 July 19, 2004

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