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nerdlinger 

1. The emphatic form of "nerd."
2. A term used by Futurama co-creator David X. Cohen to describe obsessive fans of the show.
Translated from the Futurama Season 4 DVD Box Set:
*THIS DVD INCLUDES A SPECIALLY ENCODED EASTER EGG WHICH YOU ARE NOW METICULOUSLY TRANSLATING FROM AN ALIEN LANGUAGE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND COMPULSIVE NERDLINGER. HOW SAD. ITS ESPECIALLY SAD IF YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND YOU HAVE TO TRANSLATE THE ALIEN LANGUAGE INTO ENGLISH AND THEN INTO YOUR OWN TONGUE AND YOU COME UPON A WORD LIKE NERDLINGER WHICH REALLY ISN'T A WORD AT ALL. BUT STILL APTLY DESCRIBES SOMEONE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY TRASLATE SUCH A WORD. TWICE. AND THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE READING THIS TRANSLATION ON A FUTURAMA NEWSGROUP AREN'T ANY BETTER. WE LURK ON THOSE NEWSGROUPS AND WE KNOW WHAT NERDLINGERS YOU GUYS ARE. TOO. OF COURSE. YOU'RE ALSO PROBABLY OUR BIGGEST FANS. WHICH IS SAD IN ITS OWN WAY. BUT. SINCE YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TRANSLATE AN EASTER EGG. WE DO OWE YOU SOMETHING. SO HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE SHOW. THE WRITERS. PRODUCERS. DIRECTORS. AND MOST OF THE ACTORS WHO WORKED ON THE SHOW ARE ALL NERDLINGERS. TOO.
nerdlinger by A Nerdlinger September 7, 2004

nerdlinger 

Set off the bra bomb when Dean Bitterman had the President of the U.S to College University.
nerdlinger by Mortenson January 24, 2004

Nerdventure

When you and your nerdy friends go off on an unexpected journey that no one really understands because they are not smart enough.
"Hey, want to go on a nerdventure to see the Hobbit: an unexpected journey with me?"
Nerdventure by Don'tIKnowYou January 6, 2013

nerdlingerer 

Male nerd = player wannabe. Cant shake it or lose it in crowd. Wont go away ever. Looks a little cute but no persenalty to back it up. Can be used as it trys to use you to improbe its game. Age badly = get fat and uglier and nerdyer.
femme1: oh fuck, here comes that nerdlingerer again
femme2: shit, did you tell him we were here?!
femme1: no its a stalker too
femme2: man, i just want it to clean my car and now it wont go away - whatzitwant?!
femme1: a daate?
both: hahahahahahahahahaha

nerdmergency 

An emergency requiring the immediate attention of some nerd who leaves his home computer running for remote desktop purposes when it is most critical.

Otherwise known as "pulling a Luna"
"We have huge nerdmergency! Can you test the website from an outside IP address to see if there are any problems we can't see from here?"
nerdmergency by csmicfool January 30, 2008