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A massive nerd who doesn't leave their fap cave much and suffers from random outbursts of massive stupidity.
Ian just banned everyone in vent like a dumb nerdglodyte.

le mom talking "derp come put away the dishes."
le derp talking "Not right now mom, I'm being mega nerdglodyte!"

Simon is fucking around like a downie, what a fucking nerdglodyte.
by Steve the First June 16, 2011