bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 2, 2018

Nerd-o-welly

A person who may have hundreds of pictures of themselves on Facebook or a similar service. However, none of these pictures truly show what the person really looks like thanks to the use of camera angles, bad self-pics and other cheap visual tricks. This underhanded ploy is a favorite of the 'salad-shy' and those afflicted with 'a lovely personality.' Invented by Stephen Gude, Professor Emeritus at UCSC, USA.

"There are 150 pictures of this girl on her Myspace... NONE of which show that she is not fat or ugly. Think of the incredible effort this must have taken. How is that possible? What a horrible nerd-o-welly."

"Gina weighs 300 pounds in real life... Why does her facebook make her look like Jessica Biel. What is goddamn nerd-o-welly!"

by Professor Letznotfail October 22, 2011

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Nerd Tears

"Nerd Tears" is basically another way of saying someone is "Geeking Out" particularly nerds that are fans of all kinds of pop culture rather it be fan service or nostalgic connections appearing in their favorite media.

"I know this is lame but I broke down into Nerd Tears when I saw Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker in the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series".

"Seeing the fan casting of John Krasinski as Mister Fantastic in Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was a dream come true, it brought me to Nerd Tears in the theater opening night".

by Butter Toons June 2, 2022

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Nerd homework

A piece of pop/nerd culture media that has become more of a chore than a pleasure to consume.

Person 1: So, what do you think of the Harry potter series?
Person 2: I have been meaning to read the books but I never get round to it
Person 1: Yeah, I understand, it's nerd homework

by Johnathon Joesars August 7, 2021

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Nerd Boomerang

A reverse nerd snipe; when the target of a nerd snipe counters with a follow up challenge that the original sniper cannot resist and they themselves become nerd sniped.

After successfully nerd sniping his colleague into packaging the software, the developer found himself nerd boomeranged when his colleague suggested the original task wasn’t worth the effort and couldn’t be done.

by June 10, 2023

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